Hi. You probably know me as hellohahanarf from my years of commenting around the world wide internetz, yet never having a blog. Well my friends, that has changed. Welcome to MY site.
For as long as I can remember, I have loved just about all things sexual. Any time, any place. His hand or my own. Watching others on video or live. And print. Oh, how I love the photos.
Certainly I never thought I was some sexual pervert or nymphomaniac. Although listening to a good friend tell how she never fantasizes about anyone other than her husband, how she has never masturbated, how she is only aroused with a partner…well, it got me to wondering if there was something wrong with me because our views were so drastically different.
Don’t get me wrong, I love that Britt is so firm in her beliefs and feelings, even if they don’t mirror my own. I love that Adam can say so many things that I consider over the top. Especially when they talk porn! (Should you need the show page, you can find it HERE. And somehow they manage to stay on topic! If you aren’t listening to “Clearly You’re Retarded” you are missing out.)
Then Hilly wrote before speaking. And all was right with the world. Because she spoke for me as though she was my clone or she could hear my thoughts.
The record should show that when it comes to sex I don’t need validation from friends. Yet for some reason Wednesday evening I loved reading what Hilly had to say on the topic of porn specifically and sex in general.
If there was ever a day for girl blog crushing, today would be that day for me. Hilly is so outspoken about so many things, which I have always loved. That topic though? I am the tree, she is the Lorax. And she speaks for me. It is so nice not to have to waive my freak flag for once. Waive it high, Hilly!
In a brilliant marketing effort, Karl was kind enough to post a photo of my boobs on his site. (Can you read the sarcasm there?)
Plenty of folks logged into Blog Talk Radio to hear our show, Hilly was kind enough to call in, DutchBitch was in the chat room even though it was close to midnight her time and the entire thing was all around fun. If you were there, thank you. If you weren’t, you missed a few fun stories. (One involved me naked in a hotel hallway, we rehashed Karl’s Whackin it, Jackin it and Peeing on the floor adventure and another story involved Hilly throwing up on a poor young man who wanted nothing but to pleasure her. That last story actually made me break out into real life “hehe’s.” Hysterical. Especially when she gets to the shoe in the dog shit.)
If anyone has tried Butt Monkey beer, please tell me what you thought of it in the comments.
Although I am not a fan of my recorded voice and I was kinda tipsy, you are welcome to listen to the show in the archives:
Blog Talk Radio sucked ass for me during Fab’s show. Part of the way through my chat froze and wouldn’t let me comment.
Later, I called into Turnbaby’s show to discuss The Rules (which I had never heard of and therefore didn’t really have much to say except, “Bitches, keep it real.”) and the new Sex & the City movie (which I haven’t seen).
All in all, it was a good evening of internet radio and chatting. You guys are awesome. Thanks again for being you.
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Now about that good cause! Well, I will have to get back to you when I have more info. I am trying to pack for Omaha and get the dogs together and slack with Blog Talk Radio and I need to get the correct details and blah, blah, blah. (Sorry!)
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OH! I need you to all know how excited I am to have received this:
Dawg’s blog is one of my favorites and it is always a thrill to see my name on his page. (This was my second time!!) Might sound silly to you, but I love that something that I wrote stuck in his head enough for him to write about it.
