What is So Wrong About a Little Sparkle
Ξ March 12th, 2010 | → 10 Comments | ∇ alcohol, birthdays, ramblings |
So the other day, on my beloved cousin’s birthday, I happened to mention finding a photo of her in which her hair was all WOW. But instead of saying her hair was all WOW and oh my fuck, I wish I could rock that, perhaps I said something in the comments like it was all “Edward the vampire” and totally adorable. Regardless, Janie was oh so not impressed.
Let’s not fight with her over the validity of the Twilight books and movies. Instead, let’s discuss whether or not she was 20 years ahead of Edward’s hairstylist:
(Yes, that is Janie on the far right. Be nice, she is my cousin and friend. I’ve been known to throw punches in her honor. (She doesn’t know about them. Shhhh.) Also? How could you not be nice to a crazy teenager in the 80’s? She is damn cute! (Fuck. She probably hates the word “cute” and yet I’ve been drinking so FUCK IT, I’m hitting publish, even with all of the commas and parenthesis, even without a proofread. COZ I CAN! God bless America. And the Internet.)

on March 12th, 2010 at 9:26 AM
Ahahahahaha! Oh, I love this picture. The ’80’s were such fun! I have never seen the Twilight movies, but in the ads I’ve seen Edward has slicked back vampire hair. I’ve never seen that actor have curly hair, especially crazy bananas curly hair like I was rockin’ in 1988, so I’m glad you posted this pic so I could see what you consider Edward hair. If this is it, I accept.
And for the record, I love being called cute.
on March 12th, 2010 at 10:11 AM
Of all the people who survived 80s and 90s hair, she has VERY little to be embarrassed about. Nothing, actually.
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on March 12th, 2010 at 10:17 AM
My fondest memory of the 80s is me in my neon green shirt and dress with neon pink hose and belt.
Oh, yeah. I was rockin’ it.
I need to raid my mom’s picture stash…
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on March 12th, 2010 at 10:44 AM
Love the hair! But it does remind me of the pictures I’ve seen of whats-his-face who plays that vampire. And she is so cute!
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on March 12th, 2010 at 1:46 PM
Aww – she’s beautiful! Seriously – that hair does not compare to a lot of 80’s hairdos!! It’s very tame.

Sparkly, even.
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on March 12th, 2010 at 2:54 PM
The two in the middle look just like a couple of women I went to college with.
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on March 12th, 2010 at 6:19 PM
You know what? I bet I could totally get my hair to do that!
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on March 14th, 2010 at 8:52 AM
She’s totally a trendsetter!
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on March 14th, 2010 at 11:53 AM
It seems like her hair has got one of those Jude Law/Matthew Mcconaughey looks going on there.
Cute photo, though.
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on July 31st, 2010 at 3:34 PM
Happy Birthday to me!!!