Twat, I Say!
Ξ June 30th, 2008 | → 4 Comments | ∇ BrittCon, travel |
As you all probalby know, Twitter is a fun little interactive site. And you probably all know by now that the wonderful Hilly proclaimed that every message put out there onto the world wide webs would be called a Twat.
Well, while in New York we certainly twatted. Some of us more than others while their phone batteries lasted. Here’s a quick outline of our adventures from my timeline. More stories to follow…
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hellohahanarf and i miss the constant nyc food. gimme street meat quick! |
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hellohahanarf looking forward to picking the dogs up from the kennel and relaxing at home this evening. all that nyc fun and travel is exhausting! |
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hellohahanarf @karlerikson She will probably shank you if you wake her up! |
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hellohahanarf @CissaFireheart EVERYONE saw your twat. hehe |
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hellohahanarf Amazing that even a forced smile can make a difference on the phone. I need a nap and am SO fucking not happy, yet the smile matters. |
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hellohahanarf I could use to slam the last bit of Karl right about now. Hehee |
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hellohahanarf I miss breakfast with my BrittCon roomies |
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hellohahanarf Officially inside my house. I was too tired to drive from airport, yet did anyway. Come precious sleep… |
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hellohahanarf Or both |
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hellohahanarf Shuttle bus driver taking me to my vehicle just said Welcome home and I teared up. Not sure if I miss Brittcon or if I am happy to be home. |
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hellohahanarf @karlerikson Wish I could rub it for you! |
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hellohahanarf @karlerikson You guys are like little weather refugees, sleepin on the floor… |
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hellohahanarf @karlerikson Those fuckers. All that money for a ticket and you have to sit on the fucking floor. Rrrrrrr. |
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hellohahanarf @snackiepoo I wish we would have had Dave’s tiara for pictures in NYC. Would have been most excellent. |
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hellohahanarf @karlerikson Did they tell you why the fuck yinz were delayed so fucking long? Dont even gimme the weather answer either! |
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hellohahanarf @snackiepoo Get mad, it worked for me for an entire weekend |
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hellohahanarf @outhurme But I am YOUR little slut, right? |
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hellohahanarf Just caught my reflection in tram window. Racoon eyes from sleeping and mascara. Poppy would probably not tell me, but Britt would shank … … |
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hellohahanarf @othurme Hi. Thanks for defending my honor. Hehe |
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hellohahanarf @karlerikson Oh how I hate that for you both. BUT since I didnt fuck the gay guy, am I really a whore? |
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hellohahanarf @karlerikson Oh how I hate that for you both. BUT since I didnt fuck the gay guy, am I really a whore? |
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hellohahanarf Safe on ground. Hating harsh whith lighting on plane. Feet still wet with NYC rain. |
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hellohahanarf Airplane door shut and we are about to fly away. Goodbye New York. It was wonderful to see you again. Next time wont be so long. XOXO |
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hellohahanarf Boarding plane. And missing my Brittcon roomies already… |
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hellohahanarf Crew just walked through top security door towards my plane. Hope that means I can get on the plane soon also. |
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hellohahanarf If anyone cares, my fucking feet are still wet. With New York rain!! |
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hellohahanarf @missbritt If these cocksuckers would let me on the plane, I would get on! |
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hellohahanarf @avitable i already took my last sip of karl, might as well add you to the list |
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hellohahanarf Laughing out loud while by myself aint good. |
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hellohahanarf @missbritt Find a gate, bitches or I will shank you |
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hellohahanarf All gates have power outlets…plug in or suck it! |
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hellohahanarf To the woman hollering HELLO into the payphone…SUCK IT |
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hellohahanarf Ewwww. All that groaning and moaning leads to puking noises? Seriously, that aint right. (then again, I shouldnt have twatted from the pot) |
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hellohahanarf To the woman who might be giving birth in the womens room, please stop with those terrible noises. Thanks |
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hellohahanarf Already past security and praying my fucking flight aint delayed |
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hellohahanarf @nycwatchdog Fucken Cabbie is tryin to kill us. Send help!! (although we might not miss our flights if we survive) |
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hellohahanarf Sigh |
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hellohahanarf I still love New York. Even in the rain. Even with not having pizza. |
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hellohahanarf Eating Irish coz NY pizza joints dont do Sundays I guess |
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hellohahanarf Mmmmmmm, ketchup. |
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hellohahanarf When did wearing a scarf in 90 plus degrees become fashionable? |
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hellohahanarf At Monet’s Poppy Field and missing Dawg n Poppy |
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hellohahanarf I am just suckin down the last of my Karl… |
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hellohahanarf Who is a good man? @karlerikson, that’s who. |
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hellohahanarf I lost Keith. Karaoke scared him. (me too!) |
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hellohahanarf Oh my fuck. Seriously, I cant believe how seriously some folks take karaoke. |
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hellohahanarf You bitch you made me dingdong |
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hellohahanarf @mr_shiny Did you get on the deli being closed thing? I need a bagel. |
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hellohahanarf Dont wanna be a bitch, but I am REALLY not a fan of this ‘bar.’ |
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hellohahanarf Wow. Just wow. |
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hellohahanarf I am ALONE in the batroom! Cissa can vouch. |
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hellohahanarf I love dinner with friends. |
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hellohahanarf Why is hot guy who cant decide between me and @karlerikson trying to scam us? Damn hot men. |
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hellohahanarf Courtesy flush! |
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hellohahanarf How about @karlerikson told me that he saw my twat…hehe |
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hellohahanarf What Statue? Tomorrow we go see the Gay Parade! Now THAT is liberty in action! |
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hellohahanarf NYC subway is MUCH cleaner than I expected. I love New York. |
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hellohahanarf In huge line for ladies room. Now I really gotta pee! |
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hellohahanarf Oh my dog, this Chinatown meal is awesome |
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hellohahanarf Someone is a pussy! And by someone I mean @karlerikson. Hehee |
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hellohahanarf Cant begin to explain how happy I am to be this hot and tired. Loven Brittcon in NYCNYC… |
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hellohahanarf Buying purses in Chinatown!! |
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hellohahanarf if I had balls, I would be Sweating them off. In New! York! City! Yay!!! |
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hellohahanarf Gay and lesbian parade in NYC tomorrow! Wii!! |
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hellohahanarf Loven the paper fan right now! |
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hellohahanarf NOT hitting on. Complimenting! |
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hellohahanarf I will drink martinis every fucken day for a month, bitches. Why? Because I have the coolest glass ever. Ever! |
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hellohahanarf Sunburnt at the top of the ESB and wouldnt have it any other way! |
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hellohahanarf Dammit, I didnt get frisked in security. I love cheap thrills. |
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hellohahanarf Only a whore coz I like to be naked. And make fun of @missbritt in her green walkin shoes. Not coz I snuggled up against her last night. |
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hellohahanarf All I heard was I cream. Or eye cream. Whatever. |
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hellohahanarf Hit the motherload of towels and washcloths! Stole a gross of em for our room. Weeeeeeeeee! |
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hellohahanarf My dumb ass left my cellica phone in the room. Just got it now. And I am craving a beer. |
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hellohahanarf And the motherload of towels would still be warm! Nice. |
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hellohahanarf Waiting in our room, poppin cherries… |
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hellohahanarf Already makin out with strangers |
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hellohahanarf Sitting at baggage claim, awaiting the eagles ptherwise known as britt and kawool |
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hellohahanarf Touchdown, bitches! |
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hellohahanarf Oh my dog, I really am not a fan of the Philly airport. |
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hellohahanarf On 2nd plane. It is tiny! |
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hellohahanarf 45 minutes til second flight leaves. Yay! |
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hellohahanarf On gang plank to Philly, then NYC for BrittCon! Wii! |
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hellohahanarf Akarlerikson’s girl Rachael Ray is on tv at the airport bar. |
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hellohahanarf @poppycede They wont see the hole coz they are all looking at your boobs. Yes, even the women. |
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hellohahanarf Hehe. Bartender at airport bar knows my name, what I eat and what I drink. AND she makes it a double without my askin! |
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hellohahanarf trying to nap and the news keeps talkikng about the furry convention that is in town. fucking 3000 freaks. |
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hellohahanarf @missbritt and @karlerikson – fucking CANCELED. i now arrive at 2 by way of philly. at least we can share a cab! |
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hellohahanarf i just heard the crack of dawn. so not cool that i am not at the airport. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. |
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hellohahanarf canceled flight. i want to be mad, but i am too tired. maybe after a nap i can get my bitch on.  |
(I will get around to stories and photos soon, but for now this is a start, right?)
