You Got An Asshole? Then Gimme Your Opinion!
Ξ July 18th, 2008 | → | ∇ opinions |
You guys tired of coming up with fantastic ideas for any and every question that I throw at you? What? Speak up! You like giving me your opinion? You live for it? Sa-weet! Then this one will probably be an easy one for ya. Don’t be shy, either…speak up with your thoughts. You are some of the smartest and funniest people I have ever met in my life.
I drive Chevy’s extended version of their Trail Blazer. Big ole seven passenger SUV for just little ole me. And two not small dogs. I love it. Seriously, there are no words to properly express how much I love my vehicle. Not that you would know from the lack of baths and all, but I really do love him.
So I was thinking of giving him a personalized license plate. Here in PA they are easily purchased for under fifty bucks. Granted I should probably keep my cash so that I can purchase (much less than) a tank of gas, but I seem to be in a mood.
Which bring me to yinz. What should I put on my customized just for me plate? Seven letters and / or numbers. No periods, slashes, etc. Just letters and numbers, with one space or one hyphen, if desired (but not both).
Yes, I have already thought of “HELLO.” Don’t you think someone would have already grabbed that happy little greeting, though? And please don’t say anything exceptionally female because I hate when you can tell the sex of the driver from the place. Not safe. (I am a cop’s daughter and can’t help but think of things like that. Sure, I drove to Philly to meet 60 bloggers from the internet and room with two people I had never met before, but that to me is much safer than parking a vehicle in a dark lot that has the plate “SCHNOOKIE” or “SUZIE” or “ILUVDICK” or some such shit.)
An awesome friend that I met in Vegas at a trade show last fall (I call him Fabio because of a photo he had done for me) suggested “NO MOSS” because he says I am always on the go and therefore like a rolling stone, gathering no moss. Personally I thought that was pretty fucking awesome, so if you have a suggestion…well, you know…no pressure or anything. 
on July 18th, 2008 at 12:41 am
So you mean they know I’m a girl from my “ILUVDICK” license plate? Well damn!
I do love the “NO MOSS” one though, pretty awesome for a personalized plate.
on July 18th, 2008 at 8:12 am
I have to admit, NO MOSS is pretty catchy.
or if you’re me, it’s NO MASS because you can’t type. And because you don’t go to Mass unless forced to.
how about:
HELLOHA
or
HIHANARF
on July 18th, 2008 at 8:12 am
I have thought about getting vanity plates myself. One that comes to mind is “OMG MOVE” and another one is 0O0O0O0 (that’s zero,O,zero,O,zero,O,zero)
Or you could go with something simpler like “IFARTED”.
on July 18th, 2008 at 8:40 am
I’m thinking.
on July 18th, 2008 at 9:03 am
MAGNIFICENTSEXYBITCH
Oh yeah…you said nothing girly. How about
MYTITSAREBIGGERTHANYOURS
Nope…that doesn’t work either. Try
REDHEADSLIKETOFUCK
Sorry…too many letters. Oh well, let’s go with
NO MOSS
It fits in more ways than one. Being a STEELERS fan, you can say it means that you don’t want Randy Moss playing in Pittsburgh for any reason whatsofuckingever. And then there is the moss on the stone thing. Yeah…there’s that too.
on July 18th, 2008 at 9:06 am
I like HAHANRF or HELOHA2 (Hello Ha x2 = Hellohaha, get it?)
or maybe MDNITCLF
just a couple of suggestions, of course
on July 18th, 2008 at 9:49 am
TRYSEXL is my favorite.
NO MOSS is very cool too.
How could you get that phrase “smack em jack em and pee on the floor” in 7 letters? Don’t think that would work.
What about COWGIRL, TRDSHOW, PITCHCK or REDDEVL
Your aunt could be BOOTS
on July 18th, 2008 at 9:52 am
TIGBITS
on July 18th, 2008 at 10:04 am
TIGBITS is also a winner. I would laugh so hard if I saw that on the road.
on July 18th, 2008 at 10:17 am
I think “No Moss” is a winner, but you should check out “Hello” as well. You never know.
on July 18th, 2008 at 10:19 am
By-the-way…I have no asshole. Just thought you’d like to know that.
on July 18th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
i say ” Buckey ” lol
on July 18th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
MIDNITE
(Cause that’s one I would get for my own car.)
on July 18th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
How about “JCKECHN”
on July 18th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Why not “PINKY”
Or “PNKYNBRN”
“TKOVERWRLD”
“68PLUSONE”
on July 18th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Avi’s should be CANADIANATHEART
on July 18th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Donnie, only if you get
“REPUBLICANUNTILOURLASTSOLDIERDIES”
Oh wait, that won’t fit.
on July 18th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Yeah…yours won’t either. And you’d be surprised how I’m registered. But if you thought about it a little bit, you’d realize that it doesn’t matter how I’m registered. It matters more what I think of the soldiers that already died. My plate would be better reading “AMERICANTILOURLASTSOLDIERDIES”…and only if I was that last soldier. If I wasn’t that last soldier, it would read “AMERICANTILLTHEDAYIDIE” See the difference?
on July 18th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
What? Was BLESD BE taken?
on July 18th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
The only thing I don’t like about No Moss is that when I read it, I thought you couldn’t spell and were trying to speak spanish. No Mas. But wth. Sounds good to me!
on July 18th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
sarah -
ummm, yeah they know you are a girl. or i guess you could also be a man who also loves dick.
mel -
you are always good for making me laugh. thanks!
buck -
OMGMOVE is terrific! love that one. might steal it. although i get enough speeding tickets as it is.
gwen -
how long ya gonna think for?
donnie -
yours should read NUTBAG
cissa -
great ideas! you certainly have a few in the running. thanks.
fmv with the 10″ -
TRYSEXL!! why didn’t i think of that??!?!?!! i’ll try anything once! dammit, you know me too well. hehe (i’ll tell tinkle twat to get a plate that says boots. she’ll appreciate that you were thinking of her.)
dvd & fmv -
tigbits is excellent. that is in the running. although still a little girlie for my liking.
finn -
hello is probably on a vw bug. wait, what car had the hello ads a while back? fuck, i forget!
hedge -
no, only you and like five people call me buckey. and sometimes i still wanna punch ya in the head when you do it. well, not you but you know who!
kyra -
you aren’t in pennsylvania are you? we should both get it!
avit -
or PORNLVR! or IWANNAFUCKDWAYNETHEROCKJOHNSON!
donnie -
why ya gotta poke the bear? play nice. if not, you aren’t allowed to spank me.
britt -
oh no you didn’t! ha!
(bitch, for the record i said “god bless you” and not blessed be when that asshole let me in. who the hell says blessed be when driving?)
cuz sarah -
when fabio told me no moss i at first thought he fucked up the spanish! (hehe! we are so related.) earlier today fabio suggested ROLNSTN. that ain’t bad either.
on July 18th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
Hey we need to get all these sexy chicks that comment here to do a lil HNT’n!
sheeeeeeeeesh
tigbits was the one i first thought of but i was beat to it.
norules
ezryder
DDD4ME
Stopstaringatmytits
that might be to long
ummmm
shthpns
srcastic
funygal
(i kno u said no female stuff but i dont do rules)
nopnties
eat me
smiley
grinin
midclif
unruly
tame me
untamed
sassy1
goindwn
maniac
cuckoo
apeshitcrazy
2cool4u
Sageisasexymofo
flyfshn
locogrl
bonkers
ok thats all from me!
i wanted to win most submissions!
on July 18th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
what’d I win????
on July 18th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
turn -
holyfuck, that jackie chan suggestion is fucking phenomenal! how the hell did i miss that before??!?! damn, i am gonna have to struggle not to buy that plate. hehe
sage -
damn darlin, you win! whadda ya want? (le rowl!)
i will freely admit that you could have knocked me over with a feather when you suggested untamed or tame me. my favorite book is the little prince and there is a chapter or two very dear to me in there about taming a fox that warms my heart.
sage, you really came up with a good one. maybe i’ll get a second personalized plate. i think i wanna put untamed on the suv and one of the other ideas from this post on my volvo.
ok…being blown away over here…
on July 18th, 2008 at 11:40 pm
finn -
it finally came to me…the dodge neon had the “hello” billboards and commercials. might take me a while, but eventually stuff resurfaces in my brain.
on July 19th, 2008 at 12:15 am
after the commute in and home today all i can think of is backthefuckoffasshole. too bad that won’t fit.
love no moss.
on July 19th, 2008 at 10:41 am
NUTBAG doesn’t fit. NUTSACK does though.
on July 19th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
I got passed by WTF DOOD a few years ago. Back, I’m guessing, before your non-nerds knew what WTF stood for.
on July 19th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
heather -
might be the beer talking, but i cracked the hell up at backthefuckoff. thanks for the that!
donnie -
it can be UP TO seven letters, so nutbag fits. nutbag.
delmer -
oh my dog, i love that. i especially love that he passed you. hehe. wait! “ohmydog” would work as well and i say that all the damn time.
on July 20th, 2008 at 1:26 am
letsrol
k9 lvr
lv myk9
try me
lik lot
wooooo hooooo glad u liked one of mine!!!!!!
I rock!
haaaaaaaaaaaa
on July 20th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
GOTHAHA (Sorta like Got Milk?)
I think you should go with TIGBITS. Just my opinion. I’m going with NUTBAG on mine.
on July 20th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
Well since Nut bag is taken I gus I’ll have to setle for footlng or fotlong or FOT LNG
on July 20th, 2008 at 11:15 pm
sage -
you do rock, my friend. hard.
donnie -
and you really should do the nutbag plate. that would be awesome on leroy.
no tignits…what part of not wanting folks to know i am female are you not getting?
sage -
footlng???!?!! footlong what? hehe!
on July 21st, 2008 at 10:42 am
I have big man tits so I think I will put that plate on my truck. TIGBITS. I like it. (I still think you should use it and then put a 9MM under your seat so when the douche bag that you fear comes after you, you can shoot him between the eyes.)
on July 21st, 2008 at 10:42 am
Sage: you can have NUTBAG