So Worth the Drive
Ξ May 5th, 2008 | → | ∇ Uncategorized |
I managed to whack about 45 minutes off of the drive back to Pittsburgh from Philly, although I almost got popped a few times for speeding. Thankfully there were a few assholes driving even faster than I was so I somehow didn’t get pulled over. Of course I had been given specific directions to simply show my boobies in order to get out of tickets. Does that shit really work?
Regardless, today was rather exhausting so you still aren’t getting a “real” post from me. I didn’t get back to my room until about 3 in the morning, then of course I had to play on the internet for a bit when I got back to my room. Snoring prevented me from getting the best rest possible…also gave me a slight sore throat. Fortunately the laughter first thing in the morning helped cure that.
Which reminds me, I can’t wait to read Karl’s recap of TequilaCon. My friends, the man was so funny that night. Stories will come out, be ready. (Also? I will be forever grateful that he didn’t throw up in my vehicle.)
Oh, on a totally completely different note, I have to say that one of the many highlights of my trip was meeting Lisa. She is funny, outgoing and pretty much everything I imagined her to be. Most of all she was strong and brave, exactly the reminder I needed this weekend. Her hubby was on camera duty and this photo is from Lisa’s collection. Thankfully the photos of us with our exposed breasts smashed against each other’s didn’t make the rounds yet. Yay!
I can’t stand it anymore, I need sleep. This week will be a bear with more travel, but I should have plenty of time to start writing real posts again.
Night.
on May 5th, 2008 at 6:15 am
I heard about YOU, young lady…
on May 5th, 2008 at 6:37 am
Apparently you’re not the only one of our crew who whacked off for about 45 minutes yesterday — albeit it wasn’t while driving.
Or did I read that wrong?
And I must agree about Lisa and the Dude. Awesome people. As are you…
on May 5th, 2008 at 7:20 am
fabby - i deny everything.
shiny - well at least i did not fall asleep on my self while whacking!
on May 5th, 2008 at 7:34 am
LOLOL @ your comment to Shiny!
I love the pic you posted with Britt passed out on your boobs.
And Jester’s call with Karl is hilarious!
on May 5th, 2008 at 7:46 am
Glad you made it home okay! It was great meeting you, ya basket-collecting sports-fan weirdo.
on May 5th, 2008 at 8:35 am
Please move to Florida.
Or come down once a month.
I love you.
That is all.
on May 5th, 2008 at 9:49 am
Oh gosh.
My two favorite girls…….
on May 5th, 2008 at 10:22 am
whacking it, jacking it, and peeing on the floor!
elbows to crotches
boob lickage
backwards and inside out pajama bottoms
karl cock
Oh man, good times. I am so glad we got to become closer and I absolutely ADORE you!
on May 5th, 2008 at 11:39 am
Go Pens!!! They will beat the Flies in five! Then it is on to Lord Stanley’s Finals!!! If they are in the Burgh this weekend, then so I shall be!!!
on May 5th, 2008 at 11:43 am
You “whacked” 45 minutes off the drive? and you almost “popped” a couple of times? Must have been a good trip, eh? Nice talking to you yesterday. Nice updating you on the game too. But I still wish I could have been there with you, you magnificent bitch you.
on May 5th, 2008 at 11:51 am
Heh, I can’t wait for my recap, either. I’m still in recovery. No hangovers for me, but my ass is dragging. And I have your and Lisa’s boobs on Flickr.
Are we engaged yet? I totally want to marry you.
on May 5th, 2008 at 11:55 am
I’m glad you had a good time, but with a great personality like yours, I can’t imagine you not having a good time anywhere you go!!!
on May 5th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
I’m so glad you all had a great time!
on May 5th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
I’m glad you had a great time too! Any let down now that the big event is over?
on May 5th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
turn - seriously, someone fell asleep while jerking off. although we were amazed that he even had the desire to jerk off considering the amount of booze he consumed. i’ll say it was the power of my cleavage that stayed with him. hehe
avit - if it makes you feel any better, i don’t actively collect longaberger baskets any more. forever will i love the ones i have, though. and i will bleed black and gold til the day i die (go pens!).
how about look at you, all name calling!??!?! you purple toed, vagina possessing, window licking nutbag. (p.s. i need you to be my designated handicapped passenger every time i whip out that handi parking pass. you scared me with how good your imitation was.)
oh, by the way, next time i tell you i am sober enough to drive home, you may want to have me blow your iphone. and by iphone i mean your penis.
britt - don’t tempt me! i could stalk you in a heartbeat, you gorgeous selfish bitch. i mean wicked varsity motherfuckin lose-ah. i mean philly would not have been the same without you. you certainly know how to make a girl feel welcome. i truly had a great time. and honestly? it was difficult not to follow you around and smother you because fun simply seems to follow your spectacular self.
have to tell you, the look of awe that crossed your face as your hand gently cupped my left breast is one i won’t soon forget. nor will i forget the feel of your right breast in my hand at the same time. now THAT’s a party! even though i still like dick.
britt’s momma - you raised a woman that you should be proud of. i can’t wait to meet you. britt gave me a hug from you and we drank margaritas raised in your honor, but it an’t the same as partying down with my favorite internet mudder. happy cinco de mayo.
hill - i woke up today and was totally disappointed that you weren’t there to make fun of my snoring or to work your makeup magic on my red cheeks. what am i going to do without you!???!?! i mean, who will spank my ass in a cemetery? sheesh, i need you woman!
dvd - go pens! i really appreciated your updates of the game while i was on the road. you really helped to keep my exhausted self awake.
karl - considering your naked ass was in my face and several times your face was in my cleavage tellin me how spectacular my boobs are, i think we might be engaged! besides, i gave you goose bumps when i rubbed your back at base of the rocky steps. that means something like we are meant to be together, right?
this evening i plan to spend giggling like a fool at everyone’s photos. should be a good night! looking forward to seeing what you have to offer. (that’s what she said.)
t - you are so sweet. no wonder i like dirty dancing with your beautiful blonde self.
gwen - oh how i wished you were there. we must meet. MUST.
savy - are you kidding me? i miss those lunatics big time. it was a blast. can’t wait for the west coast version next year.
on May 5th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Baby, you can stalk me any time. You were even more amazing than I knew you’d be. *smooooch!*
on May 5th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
I think you are awesome.
That is all.
on May 5th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
britt - so when i am in orlando around the 16th to the 19th of june, i can scratch on your door and you will feed me booze? don’t worry, i PROMISE not to ask you to take me to disney or to do all that other tourist crap. too bad i don’t smoke or we could make out.
jan - anyone who can share a room with karl and not be scarred for life is alright with me! great meeting you.
on May 5th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
If you don’t, I am going to take it as a personal insult!
on May 5th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
britt - waaaaaaaaafuckenhooooooo! i’ll bring the booze. you crank up the blender.
on May 5th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
One of the highlights of my weekend was meeting you and sitting next to you at dinner on Friday night. You are awesome. I am happily adding you to my blogroll.
on May 5th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
I hear you on the sleep. Returning home to a sick 7 year old isn’t exactly the recipe for much needed post tequila con sleep. Oh well-like you said, totally worth it.
on May 5th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
shelli - woman, you are one of nicest people i have met in a long, long time. seriously, i was blown away by your kindness and thoughtfulness. i am truly glad that i met you. know that i will be lurking at your site often. xoxo
black belt!!! - nice to see your smiling face over here. thanks for dropping by. i loved meeting you and having a chance to get to know you and mr. bbm. you can bet that i’ll be lurking around your site as well. god bless the inventor of the feed reader!
on May 5th, 2008 at 10:23 pm
hehe, i said god bless!!