In My Travels
Ξ May 16th, 2008 | → | ∇ alcohol, travel |
This year has been pretty wild with all of the traveling. (Mostly professionally, some personally.) Honestly? I’m loving it. Especially the part about having the opportunity to experience new places with all of their sights and sounds and smells and tastes. Tonight’s dinner here in Reno was out of this world tasty. The lights and action in Las Vegas24 hours a day. The playing of the trumpet thingy, calling the horses to the gates in Kentucky. Smelling the ocean air in Cabo San Lucas. It has been a terrific year so far.
In addition to all of the senses being engaged, experiences during travel have an interesting way of hitting my funny bone. Which brings me to today’s photo. While in Lexington Twinkle and Tinkle Twats really wanted to go into the lingerie store in the strip mall next to our hotel. I’m a fan of sexy things so I quickly agreed. As soon as I walk in, I see a display of novelty items. And the first one makes me cackle like a hyena, grab the product and holler, “My internet friends would love this! I wonder if I could buy these in bulk and give them away as prizes.”
This is what cracked me up and made me think of you:
Yes, that is a cow key chain called Beef Strokin Off which vibrates when you squeeze his cock. hehe
Problem is, drunk girl forgot to buy any of them. Well, that and I don’t really run contests over here. So you have to settle for a crappy cellica phone picture and the knowledge that I saw something that made me laugh. xoxo
More not sober blogging tomorrow.
Although I would like the record to show that I am in my room ALONE pretty damn early. There is an incredibly gorgeous man that I should be out playing with right now, but fuck, I gotta not go getting myself into trouble. Sigh, this being good thing is interesting…
on May 16th, 2008 at 2:07 am
Damn. What is the fun in being good? You only live once… go find the hot guy!
on May 16th, 2008 at 6:54 am
I hope you took Winter’s advice!!
if not, there’s always NYC!
and don’t worry, I’ll bring my camera, and the connector cord to dl pics to the laptop
on May 16th, 2008 at 8:53 am
Um, wait. Why are we being good?
You better get over that shit in the next six weeks. I’m counting on your pimping abilities.
on May 16th, 2008 at 8:57 am
LOLOLOL
How quickly they forget—how many do you want sugar?
on May 16th, 2008 at 9:26 am
I am absolutely certain my BFF would love this.
I could be wrong.
on May 16th, 2008 at 10:30 am
You’re saving yourself for me, aren’t you, hon?
on May 16th, 2008 at 11:41 am
Are the Furverts shower safe?
on May 16th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
win - i have three words that i try to remember: i’m. no. whore.
cissa - there is always nyc…i like the sound of that!
britt - i do too many of these shows to be falling over every hot guy who wants to fuck, ya know? but i do promise to pimp us out in nyc, babybee.
turn - you so rock!!
poppy - tell best friend to send me photos.
karl - fuck yes i am
delmer - nope. but you could rig something i am sure.