Passing, Passing, Passing…Shoot The Puck!
Ξ May 31st, 2008 | → 7 Comments | ∇ ramblings |
The drive in was a blast last night. Tinkle Twat and her daughter (the bride from yesterday’s post) went with me to see the new Indiana Jones movie. I was so sad that aliens arrived in the Indy film. Couldn’t they have changed the characters’ names and just called it “Return of the Crystal Skull” and have a summer blockbuster? Why bring down Indy with something that is so not his style? I left seriously sad. And only a little tipsy. (LOVE the drive in!!)
Spent almost an hour on the phone after the drive in with a great friend who was haaaaaaaammered. Make no mistake about it, dude could barely speak. We are talking so intoxicated that he knew he needed a hotel room instead of driving home. But he was bored and mad that I wasn’t as drunk as he was. So I got the “I love you, man. Come drink with me. Lets do a shot. C’mon, you are only ten minutes from here. Lets drink together.” I told his bored and drunk ass to go to sleep. He said he wasn’t tired. Anyone wanna guess what I told him to do?
Whack it, jack it and pee on the floor. hehe
Needless to say, I didn’t go out drinking more, but I still didn’t go right to sleep. Which means I was beyond tired this morning when I had to get up and pick up Tinkle Twat and Bride so that we could get the first fitting outta the way. Twinkle Twat met us as well. After the meeting with the seamstress it was off to breakfast at Cracker Barrel. Yum! We discussed as many wedding details as we could stand, then headed over to COSTCO. More wedding talk.
For the non shopping, not all about weddings kinda girl that I am, it was still a wonderful day. Especially when we talked to Twinkle’s Momma about her taking the lead on food for the reception. Because, get this, she offered to pay for it all as a wedding present. Cake, too! Bride and I couldn’t believe our ears. Thankfully I had pulled over or I seriously would have crashed my vehicle.
So the day was getting better and better. And now? Better still. Coz I am about to jump in the shower and head to dinner. Before the Penguins game.
Ladies and gentlemen, that would be a Stanley Cup Playoff game. Waaaaaaaa fucken hooooooooo!
LET’S GO PENS!!!