Happy Day After the HHD
Ξ March 18th, 2008 | → 21 Comments | ∇ dogs, me, nuttin in particular |
The High Holy Day was also my Reilly’s 8th birthday. That is his sweet little black and white face that you see in the photo. You’ll be able to tell that I don’t have kids when I say that I completely spoiled him rotten upon my return home from work. Honestly I can say that I have no clue what I would do without that little boy. His unconditional love, his gentleness and his patience remind me to be a better person. Yes, they really do. But I keep noticing more and more white on his normally mostly black face. Breaks my heart. Today, though, I chose to celebrate him now instead of concentrating on the march of time.
Looking at that one photo (that I had to “hide” because it won’t fit nice and small on the damn page) of the dogs in my muddy kitchen (I miss winter’s freezing cold or summer’s drying heat) made me laugh at my issue with magnets. Yeah, you can barely see the fridge through all the magnets. In the spirit of opening my life up to the entire internetz, here are photos of my fridge:
There are some cool magnets and some really stupid ones. Ten frogs on the front of the fridge, more on the sides. Only three turtles, even though I also love turtles. One elephant. And a whole bunch of other shit. To the point where I really can’t handle more than a few more Magnets. Before I need another fridge.
So, tell me, what do you collect?
P.S. Oh, the whole exposing myself to the internet? Yeah, I did. Which means I have to ask if you voted for me in the best cleavage contest over at FABBY’s place yet? I am not allowed to tell you which boobies are mine, but lemme tell you, mine are not small and I seem to have showed much more of me than some other women. I can win fifty bucks if I get enough votes. And the competition is rough. One woman has gorgeous boobs in a lace up sexy thing. Please don’t vote for her! Click on FAB’s name to get over to his site for voting. (Contest rules say I can’t tell you which lovely lady lumps are mine. Hope you can figure it out. If not, enjoy the boobies!) www.pointless-drivel.com
on March 18th, 2008 at 8:37 AM
I knew which ones were yours!
And I have that Wonder Woman magnet.
on March 18th, 2008 at 9:06 AM
I pray that yours weren’t the hairy ones…
on March 18th, 2008 at 9:25 AM
Ah I love me my puppies too – one I chose, and one who chose me. You’re a good egg.
on March 18th, 2008 at 10:26 AM
Sell me your dog. I want to buy him.
on March 18th, 2008 at 10:37 AM
adam – well of course you knew which were mine! of course you recognized the most beautiful and revealing shot on fabby’s well done post. question is, did you vote for them? i know how much you prefer smaller breasts. (why am i not surprised that you have the same wonder woman magnet?)
shiny – your prayers have been answered, my child!
britt’s momma – a little cracked, but a good egg nonetheless. thanks!
fab – fuck you, he is not for sale. there is no amount of money on this planet, not even bill gates or oprah kinda money, that could make me part with my beloved reillymonster. (i am so not kidding here. that little boy is adored. and not in the perverted peanut butter way, you pig!)
on March 18th, 2008 at 10:39 AM
p.s. to fabby – did you notice the quark’s magnet on the top left of the fridge? or the romulan ale bottle opener magnet on the middle bottom right? i loved that bar. and never would have known about it if it weren’t for you!
xoxo
on March 18th, 2008 at 11:05 AM
Of course I voted for you!
on March 18th, 2008 at 11:47 AM
adam – knowing your love of the little ones, i don’t think i believe you. but thanks for playing!
on March 18th, 2008 at 11:51 AM
It’s true, I do prefer the petite B/C cup breasts, but your picture was the best by far!
on March 18th, 2008 at 11:55 AM
just a thought my dear, instead of buying another fridge (unless of course you want one strictly for beer) just buy a sheet of steel or other magnetic metal and hang it on a wall. the sheet can be cut in any shape or size you like. have it cut in the shape of a beer mug (filled and with a great head of foam of course) and display your favorite beer/booze related magnets on it. don’t limit your display to the kitchen.
my collections are restricted by the size of my house and the unwillingness of my spouse and child to move all of their stuff to the laundry room. i collect winnie the pooh, coke (the soda, not the powder) and candles. i think i posted about that a while back. don’t remember anymore.
btw, fab should have his nuts tazered for suggesting you sell him reilly! bad boy fab, bad boy!
*come to think of it, a magnet board above the bed could come in handy. karma sutra magnets will provide a visual reference for the slower learners. and the alphabet for those who need directions spelled out for them. ;-)
on March 18th, 2008 at 2:35 PM
I’m in the contest but I still voted for somebody else’s hooters — they might even be yours! I couldn’t pimp the contest over at my place because too many of my readers have my boobs memorised — thanks to my thinly-veiled exhibitionism masquerading as creativity — and I didn’t think it would be fair.
on March 18th, 2008 at 3:28 PM
Just tell us all the ones we shouldn’t vote for.
on March 18th, 2008 at 5:08 PM
My black lab is going to be 12 this May and she’s turning so white around her face… sad isn’t it? She’s been my daughter’s companion since the day I brought her home from the hospital… it’s going to be devastating when our pup goes.
Bob and Larry magnets… you really ARE one of the cool kids!
I use imageshack for a lot of big pics so I can resize them easily. Try it… might work for ya.
on March 18th, 2008 at 5:14 PM
My fridge used to be covered with magnets too but they’ve slowly gotten lost or broken or stolen or tossed over the last 5 years. I still have my New York cab and London cabbie ones tho.
And the pup? Sooooo cute!
on March 18th, 2008 at 10:05 PM
I should be able to pick them out, I dream of them quite frequently.
on March 19th, 2008 at 5:45 AM
I love dogs. My mother “stole” my schnauzer. She is 13 in July.
She has the gray hairs too. I have had my boys for THREE years now. I can’t believe it! They are about six and a half. We don’t know their true age.
My dogs are my babies too. They have more toys than most children, eat better than most second world countries, and are overall spoiled rotten.
Here’s a taste:
They force me up at 5 a.m. to eat. Then THEY go back to bed (my bed) for the next four hours, getting to laze around. Now if that’s not spoiled, I don’t know what is.
Plus, I buy hoofies in ten pound boxes online.
on March 19th, 2008 at 1:29 PM
avitable – i think i need a shrink because that comment about my mostly naked internet picture made me happy girl wiggle in my seat. at cracker barrel. (shoot me now?)
heather – i am loving the idea of a huge magnet board. terrific! (i will admit that my front door is metal and i have one magnet on the outside. sort of to let folks know what to expect when they entter.)
hey, please don’t taser fabby. ludo would bite him if he tried to steal our reilly. he’s a good protector.
oh, and i cracked up at your trying to get spouse and kiddo to move into the laundry. folks at the next table think i am on that coke you mentioned.
dk – the famous dk over here at my blog!!?!??! sa-weet! i’m one of the girls who is very familiar with your photography and instantly recognized your beautiful breasts. but i so voted for my own, sorry. (wish i had the photography skills, guts and body(!) to take shots like you do. well done.) thanks for stopping by.
othurme – rules say i can’t. sorry. (i wanna win or lose fairly. damn morals.)
fig – reilly’s dad was a black lab (mom was a beagle). labs are spectacular dogs. i am sure your girl is dear to you.
does the fact that i don’t have kids change your attitude about me having bob and larry magnets? (i just love bob the tomato. he makes me laugh when he introduces himself. like we couldn’t SEE that he is a tomato!)
win – people steal magnets? oh fuck no! i would seriously hurt someone if the did. my fridge might look like a mess, but i know where EVERY one of those fuckers resides.
reilly sends wet puppy kisses your way.
killer – you are dreaming of breasts that you have never seen? wait! exactly what photos did jester share with you?!?!? send photos of your balls so that we are even.
abs – your mom stole your dog? damn, that is cold! although i am not one of the women who calls her dogs her babies. they are my boys, i am their becky. no mommy shit. and no hoogies either. their farts are bad enough without those things. blech!
on March 19th, 2008 at 2:41 PM
can we still taser fab’s nuts if we put it on the lowest setting?
on March 19th, 2008 at 9:08 PM
heather – you are scaring me with the whole taser to the nuts thing!!! lol
on March 19th, 2008 at 9:59 PM
Shock collars around the nut sack can be very invigorating. And it makes the dog howl too.
on March 27th, 2008 at 12:03 AM
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